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“Professional Christmas Poison Checker” Funny Holiday Crewneck

“Professional Christmas Poison Checker” Funny Holiday Crewneck

Regular price €30,00 EUR
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Soft, cozy, and quietly joyful — this crewneck wraps you in holiday comfort while sporting a playful, hand-drawn penguin guarding a tin of cookies. Light cream fabric and a relaxed, classic fit make it easy to layer over pajamas for a slow morning, or to pair with jeans for a casual holiday visit. The design reads like

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, cm 50.80 55.90 60.96 66.04 71.12 76.20 81.28 86.36
Length, cm 68.58 71.12 73.66 76.20 78.74 81.28 83.82 86.36
Sleeve length (from center back), cm 85.09 87.63 90.17 92.71 95.25 97.79 100.33 102.87
Size tolerance, cm 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81

  a little winter joke: “Professional Christmas Poison Checker — Protecting Santa by taste-testing one cookie at a time,” giving the wearer a warm smile and a wink whenever someone reads it. Durable construction and thoughtful finishing mean this sweatshirt will keep its shape and feel season after season, becoming the one you reach for during cookie swaps, tree decorating nights, and cozy movie evenings.

This piece is for the person who loves festive comfort with a dose of whimsy — someone who bakes, hosts casual holiday hangouts, or treasures slow, homey traditions. The muted cream and soft illustration blend easily with neutral winter layers, while the roomy crewneck invites relaxed movement and extra coziness during chilly evenings.

Wear it while hanging lights, sipping hot cocoa, or guarding the cookie plate with a knowing smile. It’s the kind of sweatshirt that reads like a small, cheerful story about holiday rituals and the people who cherish them.

Product features
- Medium‑heavy 50/50 cotton‑poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for cozy warmth and durability
- Classic crew neckline and relaxed fit with double‑needle stitching for long‑lasting shape
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for a smooth, waste‑reducing finish
- Embroiderable placements available; primary design printed with DTG and DTF inner neck label
- OEKO‑TEX dyes and US Cotton Trust Protocol materials; compliant with safety and environmental standards

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean



EU representative: Head Hamsters, headhamsters1@gmail.com, 3 Ballytore Road, Dublin, D, D14V5N2, IE

Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

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