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S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Width, in |
20.00 |
22.01 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
32.00 |
34.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
33.50 |
34.50 |
35.50 |
36.50 |
37.50 |
38.50 |
39.50 |
40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
Snuggle into holiday mischief with this cozy crewneck that laughs with you, not at you. A soft white sweatshirt carries a cheeky dog tangled in colorful Christmas lights beneath playful “Ho Ho No!” lettering. It feels like a living room moment—warm cocoa, tangled twinkle lights, and a dachshund who stole the show—so you can wear the joke while staying comfortably warm.
Made for lounging, decorating, and low-key holiday get-togethers, the sweatshirt keeps its shape and warmth through seasons of wear. The clean crew neckline and classic fit sit easy under a winter coat or over pajamas. Subtle durability details mean this sweatshirt won’t fizzle out after a few washes—just more chances to share the smile.
If you love cozy, canine-centered holiday humor, this sweatshirt joins your traditions: stringing lights, laughing at small disasters, and savoring the quiet, joyful chaos of the season.
Product features
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for medium-heavy warmth and durability
- Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching to retain shape and reinforce seams
- Embroidery options available (left/center chest, large center chest, or wrists) plus DTF/DTG printed labels
- OEKO-TEX dyes, US Cotton Trust Protocol cotton, and compliance with safety standards
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: Head Hamsters, headhamsters1@gmail.com, 3 Ballytore Road, Dublin, D, D14V5N2, IE
Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
